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So Damn Lucky | Father's Day Card

2024-04-23T12:21:03-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
"So Damn Lucky You're My Dad" Perfect Father's Day card for the raddest of dad's. Featuring American Traditional tattoo flash this A2 4.25x5.5" card is sure to be a hit. Packaged with a recycled paper envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. It's an instant classic.

Magical Mama Funny Tarot Mother's Day Card

2024-04-23T12:19:21-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
"You Are One Magical Mama" Tarot-themed greeting card, perfect for Mother's Day or just to say thank you to all the magical mama's in your life. A2 4.25x5.5" greeting card, packaged with a recycled envelope in a protective sleeve. Mother's Day 2024 is Sunday, May 12.

Thank You For Beeing My Mom Mother's Day Card

2024-04-23T12:13:18-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Price: 6.00
"Thank You for Beeing my Mom." A2 4.25x5.5" greeting card, packaged with a recycled kraft paper envelope in a protective sleeve. Mother's Day is Sunday, May 12 2024, order now for on-time shipping.

Killer Father’s Day - Funny Father’s Day Horror Movie Card

2020-05-27T13:37:50-04:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type:
Price: 6.00

All work and no play makes Dad a dull boy!

A2 sized card (4.25” x 5.5”) packaged with a recycled paper envelope.

Killer Mother's Day - 80s Horror Movie Mothers Day Letterpress Greeting Card

2020-03-29T12:04:19-04:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

Have a Killer Mother's Day. Letterpress Mother's Day Greeting Card, by tolmietoffee. Hand printed in our Wilmington, NC studio. Featuring Jason Vorhees and his beloved mother in a perfectly horrific 80's reference card for your Mom!

A2 size (4.25"x5.5") packaged with recycled paper envelope.

Check out our other 1980's movie cards and assorted letterpress ridiculousness on our website at GuttersnipePress.com

Superhero Father's Day Card.

2019-08-06T01:13:48-04:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

"Happy Father's Day... Thank You For Always Being There When I Need You The Most..."

Send up the Dad Signal! The perfect card for your favorite superdad! Letterpress printed by hand on fine cardstock in black ink. Rough and classic layered halftone printing effects. Packaged with a recycled Kraft envelope in a biodegradable sleeve.

The Great Devourer

2016-04-10T00:09:00-04:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

Happy Father''s Day to the Great Devourer.

"You see, my son, the humans are best when cooked to medium rare. Fhtagn!"

A Lovecraftian delight, it's horrifically hilarious! The insanely perfect greeting card for that great slumbering beast Cthulhu, otherwise known as Dad!

A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, ominously packaged with a eldritch recycled envelope.

Check out our entire line of hilariously awesome letterpress greeting here on Etsy, and on our website at tolmietoffee.com! Free Shipping on all orders over $35.